Dubya Stamp

Anti-Bush joke-of-the-day:

The U.S. Postal service issued a new stamp to honor the presidential achievements of George W. Bush.
In daily use it was shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes.
This "malfunction" of the stamp enraged the president and he demanded a full
investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission made the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.

2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3) People are spitting on the wrong side.